Better cards than Slaughterhouse Bouncer

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Slaughterhouse Bouncer — Creature — Ogre Warrior · 4 B

Hellbent — When this creature dies, if you have no cards in hand, target creature gets -3/-3 until end of turn.

12 better cards than Slaughterhouse Bouncer.

Strictly better

• A-Tenured Inkcaster — Creature — Vampire Warlock · 3 B
• Blightcaster — Creature — Human Wizard · 3 B
• Clockwork Hydra — Artifact Creature — Hydra · 5
• Dreamspoiler Witches — Creature — Faerie Wizard · 3 B
• Nightfire Giant — Creature — Zombie Giant · 4 B
• Nightmare Sower — Creature — Faerie Assassin · 3 B
• Persistent Constrictor — Creature — Zombie Snake · 4 B
• Pith Driller — Artifact Creature — Phyrexian Horror · 4 B/P
• Roxxon Brutes — Creature — Human Berserker Villain · 4 B
• Shaile, Dean of Radiance // Embrose, Dean of Shadow — Legendary Creature — Bird Cleric // Legendary Creature — Human Warlock · 1 W
• Skinrender — Creature — Phyrexian Zombie · 2 B B
• Super-Skrull — Legendary Creature — Skrull Shapeshifter Villain · 1 B B B

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