Better cards than Dissatisfied Customer

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Dissatisfied Customer — Creature — Vampire Guest · 2 B

Flying, haste
When this creature enters, roll a six-sided die. If the result is 3 or less, you lose that much life.

12 better cards than Dissatisfied Customer.

Strictly better

• Aphelia, Viper Whisperer — Legendary Creature — Gorgon Assassin · 1 B
• Bebop, Skull & Crossbones — Legendary Creature — Boar Mutant · 1 B
• Blight Pile — Creature — Phyrexian · 1 B
• Bob, Reluctant HYDRA Agent — Legendary Creature — Human Coward Villain · 1 B
• Dominator Drone — Creature — Eldrazi Drone · 2 B
• Etched Familiar — Artifact Creature — Phyrexian Fox · 2 B
• Filthy Cur — Creature — Dog · 1 B
• Graveyard Trespasser // Graveyard Glutton — Creature — Human Werewolf // Creature — Werewolf · 2 B
• Mai, Scornful Striker — Legendary Creature — Human Noble Ally · 1 B
• Oft-Nabbed Goat — Creature — Goat · 1 B
• Rug of Smothering — Artifact Creature — Construct · 3
• Wicked Visitor — Creature — Nightmare · 1 B

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